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Total Medals Earned: 958 (From 263 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,345 Points

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Klean run Unlocked 9/22/10
10 Points
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kataklism Unlocked 9/22/10
25 Points
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Krapped on 10 Points Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Krash the Kage 25 Points Escape to the big city
Kash Kow 50 Points Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill-a-K 50 Points Kill one thousand people
Kan do 100 Points Beat all levels above 80%
Kant Katch Up 100 Points Get gold on all race levels
Kraked 100 Points Beat the game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)

The Sagittarian 2

Sage is into necrophilia? Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
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The weakest link. Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
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What men think they are. Unlocked 1/6/12
5 Points
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Haha! Roosters is dumb! Unlocked 3/13/11
10 Points
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Prolly not gonna make it. Unlocked 3/13/11
10 Points
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The human punching bag. Unlocked 3/13/11
10 Points
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Fuckin' 'Merica! Unlocked 3/13/11
25 Points
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Boned. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/11 (70/140 points)

The Sagittarian 3

Boob Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
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Cashews Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heavy Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motorhead Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh no! Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PyroNecro Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Santacide Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shane Unlocked 1/6/12
5 Points
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Shooter Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
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These Bikers Suck Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
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Thunderdome Unlocked 1/5/12
5 Points
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Tough Guy Unlocked 1/5/12
10 Points
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Whoa, whoa. Unlocked 1/5/12
10 Points
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Popular Mechanics Unlocked 1/5/12
25 Points
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BFG NOOB Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fried Jesus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headshot! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bayou Billy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
HamBerger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Woo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 14/21 (100/205 points)

Thieves Away!

Kill 1 Unlocked 1/2/12
5 Points
Kill someone!
Kill 10 Unlocked 1/2/12
5 Points
kill 10 enemies
Kill 15 Unlocked 1/2/12
5 Points
kill 15 enemies
Kill 5 Unlocked 1/2/12
5 Points
kill 5 enemies
Kill 20 Unlocked 1/2/12
10 Points
kill 20 enemies
Wave 5! Unlocked 1/2/12
10 Points
Reach wave 5
Kill 50! Unlocked 1/2/12
25 Points
kill 50 enemies
Wave 10! Unlocked 1/2/12
25 Points
Reach wave 10
Kill 100! Unlocked 1/2/12
50 Points
kill 100 enemies
Wave 15! 25 Points Reach wave 15
Wave 20! 50 Points Reach wave 20
Wave 50! 100 Points No f*@^!ng way man!

Medals Earned: 9/12 (140/315 points)

This is Madness 2010

Hotdog? No thank you Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Politely decline
One hotdog please Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
Politely accept
Shh... It's a secret 5 Points Find the secret spot
So what's new in 2010? 5 Points Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown 10 Points Defeat Clown
Smith. Agent Smith. 10 Points Kill 50 agents (in one session)
This is blasphemy! 10 Points Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Back from the dead 25 Points Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff 25 Points Defeat Sheriff
I thought their blood was green... 25 Points Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior 50 Points Defeat Savior
Hoarder 50 Points Stockpile 500 points
Weapon Master 50 Points Buy all weapons
New Competitor? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 7/2/10
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 7/4/10
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Strong Armed Unlocked 7/2/10
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Radioactive Unlocked 7/4/10
25 Points
Use a nuke
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Drunk Driver 10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points Reach space
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything
Master 50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/500 points)

Totally Odd

Level 1 Unlocked 4/19/13
5 Points
Level 1
Level 2 Unlocked 4/19/13
10 Points
Level 2
Level 3 Unlocked 4/19/13
10 Points
Level 3
Level 4 25 Points Level 4
Level 5 25 Points Level 5
Level 6 50 Points Level 6
Level 7 50 Points Level 7
Level 8 100 Points Level 8

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/275 points)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

And you've got butterfingers? Unlocked 10/30/10
5 Points
Burn 2,000 calories
Bingo! Dino DNA! Unlocked 10/30/10
5 Points
Burn 500 calories
More like a six-foot Turkey Unlocked 10/30/10
5 Points
Burn 1,000 calories
When you gotta go, you gotta go Unlocked 10/30/10
5 Points
Burn 5,000 calories
Didn't say the magic word! Unlocked 10/30/10
10 Points
Burn 10,000 calories
He left us! Unlocked 12/25/11
10 Points
Burn 15,000 Calories
That is one big pile of 10 Points Burn 25,000 Calories
Hold on to your butts 25 Points Burn 40,000 Calories
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points Burn 50,000 calories
UNIX! I know this! 100 Points Burn 75,000 calories

Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)

Tremerz

Valentine Unlocked 7/4/10
10 Points
Guide Valentine to safety!
Mindy Unlocked 7/4/10
25 Points
Guide Mindy to safety!
Bros B4 Hoes Unlocked 7/4/10
50 Points
Round up the troops.
Burt 25 Points Guide Burt to safety!
Earl 25 Points Guide Earl to safety!
Heather 25 Points Guide Heather to safety!
Melvin 25 Points Guide Melvin to safety!
Ladies Man 50 Points Only save the women.
Worm Master 100 Points Rescue EVERYONE!

Medals Earned: 3/9 (85/335 points)

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Houdini Unlocked 7/4/10
5 Points
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Incest is best Unlocked 7/4/10
10 Points
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Radioactive Hamster Unlocked 7/4/10
10 Points
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Sick Parents Unlocked 7/4/10
10 Points
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Zapped 5 Points Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Brundlekin 10 Points Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Guy sage brush 25 Points Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Klaw Kommander 25 Points Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Spider Slayer 25 Points Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
We deserve it 25 Points Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
You might be a redneck if... 25 Points Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Hellhound 50 Points Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Speed is the best candy 50 Points Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Depth Prober Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Woodchuck Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (35/500 points)