Total Medals Earned: 951 (From 259 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,295 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (140/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 10 enemies
kill 15 enemies
kill 5 enemies
kill 20 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 15
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Get punched by a banana
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/275 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 3/9 (85/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (35/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (55/65 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Kill at least 50 enemies in a bonus round
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass