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Total Medals Earned: 957 (From 262 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,340 Points

Stickya Adventurya

Easier as it seems. Unlocked 1/3/12
5 Points
Kill the first enemy.
HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points Destroy all the bunnies.
Knick knocker. 10 Points Explode the big mean door.
Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points Complete the game.
You're just great at this. 25 Points Die over 100 times.
Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
You must be cheating! 100 Points Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)

Stork Shot

You Suck Unlocked 1/3/12
5 Points
Get yourself killed
10 Dead on Delivery Unlocked 1/3/12
25 Points
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Do it properly 5 Points Ethics anyone?
Sushi tonight 10 Points Kill that bastard whale

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/45 points)

Stranger Danger Game

Fondled! Unlocked 12/22/11
5 Points
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Oney 5 Points Stranger Danger commercial!
Sweet Tooth 10 Points Never take candy from strangers!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)

Switch - Reaction Game

75 Points Unlocked 1/6/12
5 Points
Obtain a score of 75 or more in a game on any difficulty - you could probably do this with your eyes closed.
125 Points 25 Points Obtain a score of 125 in a game on any difficulty - this is pretty tough, but a good eye and a quick mouse will see you on your way.
150 Points 50 Points Obtain a score of 150 or more in a game of any difficulty - if you get this, you're a speed demon.
250 Points 100 Points Obtain a score of 250 or more in a game of any difficulty - abandon hope all ye who enter here.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
NuclearRocket Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 7/2/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

'My Up Key is Jammed!' Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Competing Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Submit your score.
Tetris'd Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Die by getting squished.
That Was Useful Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Well Educated Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial.
Addicted Unlocked 12/25/11
10 Points
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
One Wrong Move 5 Points Die by falling off the edge.
Still Alive 5 Points Stay alive for 50 block-drops
I'm Not Stopping 10 Points Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points Jump 50 times in one game.
Total Showoff! 10 Points Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Dodgelicious 25 Points Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Smooth Moves 25 Points Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Ninja 100 Points Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
True G4m3r 100 Points Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/325 points)

T-FULP: Questing For Club

The Leslie Nielsen Medal of Honor Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Thoroughly read the instructions like you should.
The Prerequisistor 5 Points Brush up on your knowledge of Newgrounds before playing the game!
You Really Did It 25 Points YOU WENT THERE
You're a Weiner! 100 Points Complete your quest for club!
Dan Hikibi Time Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 9/25/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 9/25/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall 50 Points Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)

The Abusive Review Quiz

Garbage Unlocked 12/30/11
5 Points
Terrible Game
Normal Unlocked 12/30/11
5 Points
Bad Game
Bronze Unlocked 12/30/11
10 Points
Good Game
Silver Unlocked 12/30/11
25 Points
Nice Game
Gold 50 Points Great Game
Deity 100 Points Perfect Game
Hacsev Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cheater! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Weebl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/355 points)

The Beast: MDM

Axe-cuse me Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Censored in Beast Trilogy Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Rip the first dude's head off.
Have a nice day Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Friends stick together Unlocked 9/25/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BALLS!! Unlocked 9/25/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cruci-fuck you! Unlocked 9/25/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
And it was all yellow 5 Points Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points Shotgun rape the first guy.
He didnt have the guts Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cus he had noBODY to go with. LOLOL! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You aint got no pancake mix! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I... HATE... CLOWNS!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Yoink Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)