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Total Medals Earned: 958 (From 263 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,345 Points

The Abusive Review Quiz

Garbage Unlocked 12/30/11
5 Points
Terrible Game
Normal Unlocked 12/30/11
5 Points
Bad Game
Bronze Unlocked 12/30/11
10 Points
Good Game
Silver Unlocked 12/30/11
25 Points
Nice Game
Gold 50 Points Great Game
Deity 100 Points Perfect Game
Hacsev Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cheater! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Weebl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/355 points)

The Beast: MDM

Axe-cuse me Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Censored in Beast Trilogy Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Rip the first dude's head off.
Have a nice day Unlocked 9/25/10
5 Points
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Friends stick together Unlocked 9/25/10
10 Points
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BALLS!! Unlocked 9/25/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cruci-fuck you! Unlocked 9/25/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
And it was all yellow 5 Points Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points Shotgun rape the first guy.
He didnt have the guts Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boom! Shake-shake-shake the room! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cus he had noBODY to go with. LOLOL! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You aint got no pancake mix! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I... HATE... CLOWNS!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Yoink Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Breach

20 Kills Unlocked 9/10/10
5 Points
Kill 20 enemies
Kill First Boss Unlocked 9/10/10
10 Points
Kill the first boss
Game Complete 25 Points Complete the game
Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points Kill the 3rd Boss
20 Stars 50 Points Obtain 20 stars

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

The Children of Brinn

Fallen Party Unlocked 12/27/12
5 Points
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Cutting Edge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Like a Boss Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Returner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Slapchop Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stoic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Victory Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)

the classroom 3

LEARNER Unlocked 3/22/11
5 Points
Complete the tutorial.
BULLY Unlocked 3/22/11
10 Points
Punch the geek.
CHEATER Unlocked 3/22/11
10 Points
Finish the first level.
PERVERT 5 Points What are you staring at?
ONE SLICK KID 25 Points Alter the test.
VETERAN 25 Points Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points Complete the game without using passwords.
PERFECTIONIST 100 Points Complete the game without being caught.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/230 points)

The Core of Darkness

LevelUp Unlocked 1/4/12
5 Points
Level up for the first time!
It begins Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Destroy the first 15 lightsources without loosing more then 5 hp.
The Verge Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
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Killer 25 Points Destroy a total of 1500 light sources

Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)

The Cursed Beneath

Level 1 Unlocked 9/13/10
10 Points
Reach Level 1
Level 3 25 Points Reach Level 3
Level 5 25 Points Reach Level 5
Weapon Merchant 50 Points Buy some laser guns...

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)

The Gun Game

Reloader Unlocked 7/4/10
10 Points
Reload any weapon 100 times
Campaigner Unlocked 7/4/10
50 Points
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Midnight Skully 10 Points ???
Juggler 25 Points Flip a gun 100 times
Gun Addict 50 Points Play for 4 hours
Target Hater 50 Points Equalize 500 targets
Expert 100 Points Earn 57 expert medals
Ultimate Gun Gamer 100 Points Collect every single in game achievement

Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/395 points)

The Jersey Situation

Guido Bully Unlocked 12/28/11
10 Points
You Knocked him out
Abdominal Bruiser 5 Points You destroyed his abs
Man Boobs 5 Points His ribs are showing bro!
Appealing Face 25 Points At least his face looks better now
Guido King 25 Points You won the fight!
Timely Manner 25 Points You won the game rather quickly
Untouchable 100 Points Not a scratch on your face
Super Punch Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/205 points)