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Total Medals Earned: 958 (From 263 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,345 Points

Elf Story

Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Skull Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 4/18/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You Should Block Unlocked 4/18/13
10 Points
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller Unlocked 4/18/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 4/18/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 22/44 (195/500 points)

endeavor

Endeavor Unlocked 12/2/10
5 Points
Fall to the world below.
Glutton 5 Points Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Infamous 5 Points Kill 5 creatures.
Smell the Roses 5 Points Touch 100 flowers.
Antibiotic 10 Points Kill 20 creatures.
Florist 10 Points Touch 300 flowers.
Only the Strongest 10 Points Max out your endurance bar.
Overachiever 10 Points Collect 11 gems.
Hero Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pawn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savage Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forever, Endeavor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Enigmata

Nightstealer Unlocked 11/1/10
5 Points
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Protector of Darkness 25 Points Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Keeper of Souls 50 Points Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Demon Lord Genu 100 Points Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Epic 100 Points Defeat the creator of Genu.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Beholder Unlocked 7/16/10
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 7/16/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 12/26/11
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime Unlocked 7/16/10
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Punching Bag Unlocked 12/26/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/18 (50/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Kitten Kart Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem 10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian 10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible 10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Max Radiation 10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob 10 Points Kill yourself.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm 10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra 10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie 50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Chicken Molester Unlocked 4/20/13
5 Points
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Start the Game Already Unlocked 4/20/13
5 Points
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
300 Damage 5 Points Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Art Appreciator 5 Points Check out some of the art galleries.
Burn Baby Burn 5 Points Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
First Blood 5 Points Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
First Casualty 5 Points Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Kamikaze 5 Points Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Keys Unlock Stuff 5 Points Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Lava Burns 5 Points Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Limits Were Broken 5 Points Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Lunchtime 5 Points Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Marathon Runner 5 Points Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Mega Resistance 5 Points Absorb some elemental damage.
Millionaire 5 Points Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
New Skill Found 5 Points Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
New Skill Learnt 5 Points Learn the first of many new skills.
Overkill 5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Overpriced Snacks 5 Points Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Panty Thief 5 Points Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Pervert 5 Points Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Slime Cat 5 Points Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Step Over the Dead 5 Points Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Taste Pain 5 Points Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe.
Used Cut 5 Points Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Used Flash 5 Points Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Used Rock Smash 5 Points Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Used Strength 5 Points Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Used... Ladder? 5 Points Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Water Conducts 5 Points Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
300K Damage 10 Points Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
30K Damage 10 Points Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Best Customer 10 Points Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Death Penalty 10 Points Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Extinction Event 10 Points Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Extra Lives 10 Points Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Invaders from Space 10 Points Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Level 10 10 Points Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Level 20 10 Points Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Level 30 10 Points Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Level 40 10 Points Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Monster Hunter 10 Points Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
NPC Helper 10 Points Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
NPC Servant 10 Points Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
NPC Slave 10 Points Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Power of Courage 10 Points Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Zoology Student 10 Points Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Ancient Civilization 25 Points Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Blacksmith 25 Points Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Deforestation Problem 25 Points Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Digging Too Deep 25 Points Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Electrical Engineer 25 Points Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Extreme Gardener 25 Points Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Keen Eye 25 Points Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Leet Hacker 25 Points Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Lost Ruins 25 Points Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Lumberjack 25 Points Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Plants Eat You 25 Points Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Slime Cat King 25 Points Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
The Gang's All Here 25 Points Find all of your missing party members.
3M Damage 50 Points Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Beastmaster 50 Points Unlock all summon creatures.
Equipment Collector 50 Points Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Zoology Expert 50 Points Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Cat Person 100 Points Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
The World is Saved 100 Points Beat the game and save the world.

Medals Earned: 2/76 (10/1,200 points)

Epic War 3

GoodRookie Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Teritories completed 7
CardCollector 10 Points Cards Owned 10
Conqueror 10 Points Teritories completed 15
DoubleClearedHeroes 10 Points Hero Cleared 2
CardAddicted 25 Points Cards Owned 20
RiseofTitan 50 Points CaveTrial 2 completed
EpicCardMaster 100 Points Cards Owned 30
EpicHeroes 100 Points Hero Cleared 6
TheGreatImp 100 Points CaveTrial 5 completed

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/410 points)

Epos

Rose Plucker Unlocked 7/1/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chum Tosser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cold Killer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mine Sweeper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Royal Birler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Coin Collector Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horn Breaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mage Master Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Champion Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Top Tipper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 9/18/10
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? 25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter 50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)

Escape Wonderland 2

Like My Bird? Unlocked 1/1/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Card Killer 10 Points Kill the card.
Shiny 10 Points Get The Gem
So Close... 25 Points Get to the antidote
Life of Raymond B. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/55 points)