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Total Medals Earned: 967 (From 266 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,575 Points

*Flight*

20 Stars Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
High Flyer Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Second Wind Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Hourglass 5 Points Be flying for 1 minute.
Lift Off 5 Points Travel 200m in a single flight.
All Star 10 Points Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Bird Hunter 10 Points Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Close Call 10 Points Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Easy Gliding 10 Points Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Flying Low 10 Points Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Long Haul 10 Points Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Profit 10 Points Collect $500 in a single flight.
Swan Dive 10 Points Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Big Money 25 Points Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Daredevil 25 Points Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Efficiency 25 Points Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Galaxy 25 Points Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Icarus 25 Points Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Supersonic 25 Points Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
The Prophecy 25 Points Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
What Happen? 25 Points Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Borbonne-Le-Bonne 50 Points Clear France in 15 days or under.
Royal Mail 50 Points Clear England in 8 days or under.

Medals Earned: 3/23 (20/410 points)

1-Button Suicide Javelin

First Blood Unlocked 3/5/13
10 Points
Hit yourself with the javelin
Sharpshooting 25 Points Get hit on each of the five throws
What a flight 25 Points Get over 250 meters on a single attempt
Master thrower 50 Points Throw javelin to over 100 meters.
Pushing the limits 50 Points Get over 350 meters on a single attempt
Suicide Javeler! 100 Points Get an overall distance of over 1000 meters on 5 successive attempts!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/260 points)

100% Complete

Secret #1 Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
Secret #11 Unlocked 9/28/12
5 Points
A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
Secret #15 Unlocked 9/28/12
5 Points
In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
Secret #18 Unlocked 3/3/13
5 Points
Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
Secret #23 Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
Secret #26 Unlocked 3/3/13
5 Points
A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
Secret #27 Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
Secret #40 Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
Winner Unlocked 9/27/12
5 Points
A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
Secret #10 5 Points A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.
Secret #12 5 Points A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
Secret #13 5 Points A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
Secret #14 5 Points An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
Secret #16 5 Points Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
Secret #17 5 Points A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
Secret #19 5 Points Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
Secret #2 5 Points A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
Secret #20 5 Points Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
Secret #21 5 Points Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
Secret #22 5 Points The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
Secret #24 5 Points X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #25 5 Points The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
Secret #28 5 Points Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
Secret #29 5 Points Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
Secret #3 5 Points Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
Secret #30 5 Points An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).
Secret #31 5 Points A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
Secret #32 5 Points Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
Secret #33 5 Points Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
Secret #34 5 Points Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
Secret #35 5 Points Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
Secret #36 5 Points A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
Secret #37 5 Points A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
Secret #38 5 Points Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
Secret #39 5 Points A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
Secret #4 5 Points Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
Secret #41 5 Points A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
Secret #42 5 Points The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
Secret #43 5 Points iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
Secret #44 5 Points Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
Secret #45 5 Points A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
Secret #46 5 Points Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
Secret #47 5 Points Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
Secret #48 5 Points Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
Secret #49 5 Points A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
Secret #5 5 Points A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
Secret #50 5 Points Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
Secret #6 5 Points F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
Secret #7 5 Points A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
Secret #8 5 Points Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
Secret #9 5 Points Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
100 Percent 100 Points 100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Medals Earned: 9/52 (45/355 points)

4 Swords Misadventures 7

Blizzeta Screamer Unlocked 1/3/12
5 Points
Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"
Chuck Norris Unlocked 1/3/12
10 Points
Click on one of the statues during the scene.
Red Link Bloopers 5 Points Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.
Robot Chicken 5 Points Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.
Find the Sign Guy 25 Points Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.
Get on with it 25 Points Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.
Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.
Dark Link's Milk 50 Points When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.
Sarias Song 100 Points Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/250 points)

40 Optical Illusions 2

Exotic Unlocked 12/29/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horrible Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Best be left at high quality
Record Scratch Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
Begone horrid soundtrack!
Mind Fucked Unlocked 1/4/12
50 Points
Watch all the illusions
Patience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (75/100 points)

53xy83457 : Killmas Kard

Decorate the tree Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
January sales Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
Cut more than prices in half.
Let it snow Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
asSALT the elf.
Pull a cracker Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
You pulled him off.
Roast turkey Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Say your prayers Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
Watch some telly Unlocked 12/27/11
5 Points
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.

Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)

60 Second Life

all you need is love Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
get at least 1400 love points
fondly remembered Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
get at least 1400 social life points
person of many talents Unlocked 1/4/12
10 Points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
serious business Unlocked 12/26/11
10 Points
get at least 1400 career points
obsession Unlocked 1/4/12
25 Points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
life on the fast lane 25 Points get at least 14 combos
missing out Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/7 (65/95 points)

60s Burger Run

Free Fall Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
No, you can't fly!
Pranked Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shortcut 1 Unlocked 3/2/13
5 Points
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Bus Get Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
finding the bus stop
Shortcut 2 Unlocked 3/2/13
10 Points
:P
Burger Get 100 Points Game completed! Awsum Yay!
Spike Kiss Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fast Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shortcut 3 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super Fast!!1 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (35/440 points)

9/11 Simulator

Oh Hai Twin Towers Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Welcome to New York! Unlocked 9/13/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh Bai Twin Towers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)

9/11 Tower Jumper

Dead From Debris Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jump! Unlocked 12/26/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Where'd That Missile Come From? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SPLAT Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)